I came up with a new way to show my son which things he can’t touch.
Haha cute baby clothes and stuff like this are the kinds of things that make me rethink my decision not to reproduce.
I’m seeing a lot of comments from people saying they would do this IF they had kids. This technique can be used for more than just parenting. Ladies, you could place one of these on different parts of your clothing when you are on a date or hitting the clubs, to let men know where they can and can not touch.
Reblog this or submit your own post with a picture of how you would use this technique. Here’s a link to the picture so you can print it. CAN’T PRINT THIS.
The other night Ashley and I treated ourselves to something nice. Dinner at Costco. Shut up. It’s good. It’s a buck fitty (not a typo) for a huge honkin’ slice of surprisingly good cheese pizza. We of course had Chandler in tow and we plopped him into the shopping cart and let him pretend he was honey baked ham. It’s a game he likes to play.
Anyway, after dinner we headed out into the jungles of Costco to hunt for food and supplies. The essentials. You know, like the largest pack of Mt Dew Costco has to offer. We got a 6 pack of Mt Dew Kegs.
We had everything we came for and were just about to pick a line to wait in when my wife said, “Should we get that tent and the tunnel thing over there for Chandler?” Before she could finish the sentence I was 3 aisles away investigating said tent and tunnel thing. It was a tent, a tunnel, and 100 plastic balls like the kind you see in a Chuck E Cheese ball pit. I mentioned it was pretty cool. My wife said it was only $35. I grabbed it.
It didn’t seem that big when it was on display. I thought surely it would fit right on the carpet where Chandler plays all day. It was a little bigger than I expected. Here is a video of me building it while Chandler helps. The song is “A Good Idea at the Time” by OK GO. I think it is fitting.
I think my baby is a ninja!
Recently I accused my son of being a cyborg. Well, now I’m adding “ninja” to the list. I know I haven’t been posting as regularly as usual lately. That’s because I’ve been fighting for my life to survive my son’s ninjaborg attacks. Hey, watch this!
I remember having conversations with my wife about how affectionate I’d be with our son. I think the conversation started after I saw a father kiss his 10 year old son on the lips. I very vehemently promised I would never be that kind of dad. My wife protested, “You’re not going to kiss our son?”…
Chandler and Nate say don’t forget to change your clocks tonight! Tonight we spring forward and lose an hour of sleep. If you’re a parent that’s kind of a moot point.
